“The shit that came out of this woman’s mouth, I ain’t never heard.”
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V for Vendetta (2005)
“You can not kiss an idea, can not touch it or hold it. Ideas do not bleed, they do not feel pain. They do not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man.”
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—Even once you’ve moved out of your parents’ house, or your tiny jail cell of a dorm, sometimes you still need your best friend to pick you up and take you for a drive.
Matthew Gray Gubler’s reasons to stay alive
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That point when I’m hilarious.
But hilarious in that really detailed and lengthy way that probably shouldn’t be put on the internet for all to see.
Cause sometimes people just think you are weird when you start using big words and get a little too detailed with your hypothetical situation, no matter how humorous it might be.
She’s talking about our traveling roadshow of a zombie apocalypse contingency plan. OWN IT, JENN.
is to to live happily yet significantly below my means and spend all that other cash on traveling.
i get mad at expensive clothes. i stare at celebrities and think
your Oscar dress is my ticket to Paris. and Rio. and Nairobi. And those shoes? My trip to Amsterdam.
it hurts my heart sometimes.
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Job interview next week with the head of HR and head of what could be my team if I’m hired. At a real corporation, in a conference room. I’ll be wearing heels and a blazer. Post-grad just got real.
By far
